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Joke of the Day

"I don't get why Robert and Cersei never seemed to get along... They didn't even have a legitimate issue."

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"I have now stolen 56 copies of the board game ""Risk"" from local retailers. When they eventually catch me, I'll say ""Life is all about taking Risks."""
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"Marijuana does have an adverse effect on my spelling skills. It's to the point that Google even knows when I'm high."
"And the Oscar goes too.......... Prison."
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"Why is call of duty infinite warfare set in space? Because nobody liked it on earth."
"HIM: Hi, I'm Bill. ME: Hi, I'm...oh shit this is embarrassing. I'm not really good with names."
"A waitress asks my son what he would like to eat, he replies ""I would like to devour the undead"".... He likes eggs.... Courtesy of my girlfriend"
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