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Joke of the Day
"How do you seize the means of production? By overthrowing the bourgeoisie "
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"When someone says ""everything happens for a reason"" I'd like to smack them and say ""yeah, I guess you're right"""
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"A recent survey asked 12 year olds what they had done over the past week. 83 percent answered... ""your mom""."
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