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Joke of the Day

"How do you seize the means of production? By overthrowing the bourgeoisie "

"The human torch was denied a bank loan..."

"The Top Three things for Halloween you can do now in North Carolina: #3 Swim with the sharks, #2 Have an account on Ashley Madison, #1 riding a street car in Charlotte NC."

"This guy came up to me and said he needed a glass of water but his pants were on fire so, he probably was lying about needing it."

"Where will Miley Cyrus go when her showbiz career is over? twerk"

"What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Dam"

"I dare you to read the New Testament, except substitute every ""Jesus"" with ""Pizza Hut"" and tell me it isn't the greatest business plan ever."

"It's ironic that pregnant people have to order virgin drinks."

"Here's a Cheesy Joke For You. Past, Present, and Future walked into a bar. It was Tense."

"It's not that the man didn't know how to juggle, He just didn't have the balls to do it."