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"The human torch was denied a bank loan..."
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"Q: How do you stop a French tank? A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!"
"I had Taco Bell for lunch AND dinner. So yes. I've given up on life."
"Guy walks up to a Canadian and says ""Who was that lady I saw you with last night?"" The Canadian says ""That was my wife."""
"What did the prostitute say when she saw Lamar had OD'd? O DANM!"
"What's the difference between pussy and parsley? Who the fuck eats parsley?"
"Why did the black man cross the road? Better question is what the FUCK is he doing outside of the cotton field!?"
"Two bars of chocolate are falling down the stairs... ...the first one says:""Shit I think I broke my ribs"". To which the second one replies:""So what, I fucking hit my nuts!""."
"Men don't know what it's like to give birth but women don't know what it's like to have children you may not be aware of. Let's call it even"
"What's the difference between a snitch whose been caught and a free-spirited orphan with an Oedipus complex? One's a dead-ass motherfucker. The other's a dead mother ass-fucker."