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Joke of the Day

"Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go."

"Clark Kent ""I have a confession"" Lois Lane ""what is it?"" *Clark removes his glasses* Lois ""Is it a bird?"" Clark ""WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU"""

"Her: Ok you hang up. Him: No, you hang up first. Her: No, you first. Him: No, you first. NSA: Both of you hang up."

"My favorite palindromes I've come across are tit and boob."

"""Shoot it down."" ""But, Mr. Putin... it's clearly a sleigh... pulled by Reindeer."" ""Shoot. It. Down."""

"Police have finally admitted they got it wrong in the shooting of Jean Charles de Menez. It was his naughty brother Dennis they were after."

"What is a Japanese porn star's favorite kind of pants? [NSFW] Blue khakis."

"Q. What did dela wear?(Delaware) A. Her New Jersey"

"I don't know why people say building a wall doesn't work The chinese did it 2000 years ago and they still don't have any mexicans."

"Who does a dead pharaoh talk to? His mummy."