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Joke of the Day

"Q. What did dela wear?(Delaware) A. Her New Jersey"

"guaranteed Smile... possible Snigger if carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up"

"Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy."

"Where did the general put his armies? In his sleevies."

"If a red panda is caught stealing, what do you call it? It was caught Red Panded"

"I was going to be an Operatic Singer Before they threw me out of the hospital."

"Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration? Because it's a cold day in hell...."

"How many people with OCD does it take to change a light bulb? Seven. It *has* to be seven."

"What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ? A bird who knocks before delivering its message !"

"I had a joke about eating girls out... but apparently it left a bad taste in too many people's mouths, so I had to delete it."