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Joke of the Day

"Q. What did dela wear?(Delaware) A. Her New Jersey"

"My doctor told me I need to stop masturbating. I guess it was kinda getting in the way of the physical."

"How many fugitives does it take to fix a light bulb? 1/3"

"Why do teenage girls always hang out in odd numbers? Because they can't even."

"Q: What does Bill Clinton have in common with former great Presidents? A: Absolutely nothing."

"I live in upstate New York You know, normally I'd say ""Fuck the Weather"", but these days, I'm pretty sure it's way under 18."

"I just ran over a tree, a 5'2"" blonde screaming tree with a purse."

"Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ? Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !"

"What did the call of duty player say to his girlfriend about gaining weight? EX SO FAT"

"Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame? Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared."