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Joke of the Day

"Why doesn't Kanye West take his wife to the beach? Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him."

"That awkward moment when you don't know what to do with your life when you leave the computer, so you just get back on."

"""Feeling sad? We can help make it worse"" - online dating"

"Give a man a fish.. C'mon..give it... bad doggy.."

"What do you call a big fish that makes you an offer you can't refuse? The Codfather."

"Little caesars in Ferguson's Is hot and ready"

"Which one of the ten men won the pun contest? No pun in ten did!"

"What is the worst that can happen to an atheist caricaturist ? To die as a martyr."

"Why can't you tell when a pterodactyl is going to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent."

"A neutron walks into a bar... and inquires how much a drink costs. The bartender replies, ""For you? No charge."""