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Joke of the Day

"How many blacks does it take to start a riot? -1"

"I have a big butt and I can not lie."

"There are only two certain things in computer programming life... death and syntax (end)."

"If you want to set up and run a small company... ...that's your business"

"What do you call an online relationship? E-bae... I'll see myself out"

"Which sport is more lame: frisbee, or curling? Discus"

"COP: Your home was robbed ME: Dang I had a self-designed alarm system C: Didn't work M: Back to the drawing board C: They stole that M: Dang"

"The ancient Egyptians had strict burial requirements which may or may not have included being dug up & displayed in a museum years later."

"In a Mediterranean restaurant...(xpost /r/puns) What did the sick chef say to the bus boy? ""Oh man, I feelafal"""

"I wanted to buy a patriotic decoration on my trip to China... but I worried the US customs officer would see it as a red flag."