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Joke of the Day
"We don't talk about the Duggar family in our house anymore. The subject is a bit too touchy."
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"What is the difference between Sarah Palin's hoo-ha and her mouth? Only half the stuff that comes out of her hoo-ha is retarded."
"What do natural gas and sadists have in common? They're both propane."
"GOD: They scared enough? ANGEL: Not yet GOD: You got Trump running? ANGEL: Yup GOD: Hurricane? ANGEL: Yup GOD: Ok, send in the clowns."
"What do The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common? I see dead people."
"one time i went to the bathroom and i didn't know my xbox headset was still on and the other gamers heard me give myself a pep talk"
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"What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ? She had mittens !"