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Joke of the Day
"Does England have a fourth of July? Of Course they do, they just don't celebrate it!"
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"Once you go black you never go back... Fuck."
"i bet when Kid Rock invented rap, people were like ""No! This is nonsense!"" but he (in typical Kid fashion) was like ""F*ck you're rules! """
"Ego and Super Ego walk into a bar. Bartender says, ""I'm going to need to see some Id."""
"I remember when I discovered Santa Claus was just my dad I still don't know how he snuck out every year to deliver presents all over the world."
"Teacher: ""When was Rome built?"" Pupil: ""At night."" Teacher: ""Why did you say that?"" Pupil: ""Because my dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!"""
"""Hot, lo-cal singles in your area!"" - Diet ads for Cannibals"
"Shoutout to Beethoven!"
"A bunch of NBA players decided to have a holiday party. They each brought a pass to dish."
"It's like these people that have to shop at Goodwill don't even realize how lucky and trendy they are!"