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Joke of the Day

"What's the last thing that goes through a bug's head as it smacks into a car windshield on the highway? Its ass."

"Isis isn't cool... It's radical!"

"Anyone can beat a polygraph.It doesn't even have hands."

"How do the Kardashians change a broken light bulb They buy a new house"

"You know how some parents get mad and say your whole name? Dad : ""You are in big trouble mister. Come down here.. .......... I said COME DOWN HERE.. JIMMY GO DEEPER"" Jimmy: ""I'm trying Dad!"""

"Kung Fu for Beginners by Flora Mugga"

"Q: What do you call a bunch of dead black people in a barn? A: Out dated farming equipment."

"What Einstein say when someone tried to take his beer? Nein! Mein Stein!....sorry"

"Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons? *reason #42 why I can't fall asleep"

"[date] Date: I thought your Tinder profile said you were a gym owner Me *eating a hotdog and scanning for Pokemon*: yes that's correct"