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Joke of the Day
"Who was the winner of the first Tour De France? The Wehrmacht Tank division."
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"Gasping for air while saying ""Oh. My. God."" as a waiter brings you dessert makes you look like a big fat fuck."
"*gives you dictionary for your birthday* wow.. i don't know what to say ""that's why i bought it for you"""
"Their bedroom door is closed. I better walk in there for no reason. - kids"
"Asked my friend when the finals would end. ""Finals never finalize."""
"I'm addicted to Nun porn... It's a bad habit."
"My Christian friend told me he doesn't believe in gay marriage. He said there should be no such thing as a happy marriage."
"Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane? Because he ate his carrion."
"Medical prices these days are ridiculous Why, something as simple as an amputation costs an arm and a leg."
"What's the one knot I can tie with my butt? A noose"