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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever heard of the mexican train killer? He had loco motives"
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"Weed is not a drug, its a plant. Therefore, I'm not a drug dealer, I'm a florist."
"Me and my ex-girlfriend just weren't meant to be together, she was a Capricorn... and I don't believe in bullshit"
"What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits!"
"What's the difference between a decrepit Greyhound station and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, the other's a busty crustacean."
"There are 10 types of people in the world - those who know binary and those who other people talk to in the bar :-)"
"Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house? A. He uses ""windows""."
"I've been cheating on you guys. Lately, I've been spending my time on my job and real life. They don't mean anything to me, I swear."
"Vermont's 4 seasons Vermont has 5 seasons: Almost winter Winter Still winter Mud season Road construction"
"College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you or they'll send your kid back."