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Joke of the Day
"People who don't know how to merge onto the highway, there's a bus pass for that."
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"Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States? Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings."
"My cousin found his dad's Viagra, took a handful of the pills, and is now in the hospital... ...with third-degree burns on both of his hands."
"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? Denim denim denim.."
"The man who invented Velcro has died. RIP."
"what I love about whole foods is you can fit $50 worth of groceries in a stylish evening clutch"
"What is best potato? Latvian potato is best potato. Is kind you spend whole life looking for. Also, low calories."
"My jokes should be written on lollipop sticks So you can only see them if you suck as much as they do"
"Send a text to your SO exactly this in commas ""You effect me"" (read comments after you have done so 1st) SO: Don't you mean ""affect?"" You: Yeah i forgot the A-Hole. Sincerely, JM"
"What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics? Walking."