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Joke of the Day
"I saved a girl from getting raped today I stopped chasing her"
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"Buy this car, this is a good car, you could put a bunch of ducks in this car, probably 30-40 ducks"
"Wizard: Give me a burger Waiter: what's the magic word? Wizard: Abracadabra Waiter: *now a hamster* I meant please, but ok"
"At this point, camels should know better than to put straw anywhere near their backs."
"What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel? I've never had a lintel on my chest."
"The Somalian Olympics team has just apologised The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologised to the Olympic Committee after realising that sailing and shooting were 2 separate events!!"
"Whats the hardest part about roller skating Telling your parents you are gay"
"My sister wanted to marry a man clever enough to make a lot of money but dumb enough to spend it on her !"
"Years ago I bought a dress for my wife at a store that sells hard-to-find items. I asked why I never see her wearing it. She said she can't find it."
"What's one good thing about Switzerland? Well I guess the flag's a big plus"