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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard."
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"Why was the Women not Afraid of the Shark? It was a man eating shark (sorry it's so bad)"
"How did Bob loose his job at the sperm bank? He was always drinking on the job"
"what do you call a mexican who lost his car? carlos"
"What's the difference between a pedophile and acne? Acne only comes on your face after 12"
"Romantic subtweets are like watching a couple kissing in a restaurant. We're all very happy for you but it still makes us want to vomit."
"If I were a kidnapper, I'd drive around telling adults there's naps in the van."
"How do you make an orange turn red? Get John Boehner to cry."
"Losing a wife can be hard. In most cases it is damned near impossible."
"How do you find and old man in the dark? Just feel around. It's not hard."