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Joke of the Day
"I'm a violent sadist, but I also enjoy beastiality. Am I flogging a dead horse?"
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"[running from a knife wielding murderer] oh hell yeah, my Fitbit steps are gonna be OFF THE SCALE today"
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"Most of being a parent means saying ""Great!!"" when your kid insists you watch him perform an unidentifiable skill."
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"What do they do to dead scientists? They barium."