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Joke of the Day
"Context is Key She's so coy. Is she part fish?!"
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"Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it. Let's do it. Let's live in a homeless man's beard."
"Little Kid: wanna hear a joke? Me: life is meaningless without death Little Kid: why did the chicken cro- wait what?"
"What's Harry Potters favorite way to go down hill? Walking... JK ROLLING"
"What does the cow say while having sex? Nothing... she just mmmooOOOAAAANNnnnsssss..."
"""Doc, you gotta help me, I think I'm a chicken!"" Doctor: ""How long have you felt this way?"" Man: ""Ever since I was an egg."""
"Have you heard the one about the angry mob? It's a riot."
"This guy on GMA is thanking God b/c he survived 2 plane crashes. I'm pretty sure ""God"" is trying to kill him."
"what is the most terrifying sound to a redditor?? pao pao pao..."
"What's in a divorce fruit salad? alemony"