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Joke of the Day

"Most of being a parent means saying ""Great!!"" when your kid insists you watch him perform an unidentifiable skill."

"Why did the cow jump over the moon? Because the farmer had cold hands"

"Selling a dead bird Not going cheep"

"Did you hear about the Mexican train robber? Apparently he had Loco motives."

"A Pokemon Joke What Pokemon likes to run? Lucardio!"

"Yo mama is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!!"

"Me: I'm super funny. I mean, how could 13K people be wrong? Husband: There were WAY more people in the Nazi party. Me:................."

"And the Lord said to John, 'Come forth, and you will receive eternal life' But John came fifth, and won a toaster."

"I'm going to grab 'em by the pussy. Don't downvote me!! I'm being ""presidential"""

"What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't? her bellybutton."