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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a confident chicken? Cocky"
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"After sex, I take the condom off and make a balloon animal for the lady."
"Tried to take a photograph of some fog Mist"
"What do you call a shity poet? A poo'et"
"What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts? Neosporin."
"Charlie couldn't believe he was being allowed into the Chocolate Factory His girlfriend had been so against it for years"
"What did the bumble bee striker say ? Hive scored !"
"""One man's trash is another man's treasure"" is a great saying... But apparently a bad way to tell your kid they're adopted."
"How do you catch a unique cat? Unique up on it"
"What's the difference between batman and a black man? Batman can go out in the night without robin.^Sorry!"