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Joke of the Day
"What do they do to dead scientists? They barium."
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"I'm modest, so when it comes to sex I don't like to toot my own horn"
"How do Alaska CB radio operators say ""10-4""? ""5-5-2-2."""
"I had a friend from Ukraine. Now he's from Russia."
"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot..... you racist bastard."
"I don't know why Coca-Cola and Pepsi are fighting over what Santa drinks, everybody knows that big fat belly can only come from beers."
"How do you confuse a gay person? Seven"
"My cell only calls gay people I think it's a homophone"
"What's the worst thing about being a black Jew? You have to stand at the back of the gas chamber"
"""Were any famous men born on your birthday?"" ""No only little babies."""