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"My favorite pickup line... the Ford F Series"
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"A short one for classical musicians I once owned a frying pan that once belonged to the great Leopold Stokowski. It was non-stick."
"beer gardens are great because who wouldn't want to grow beer"
"*NSFW-ish* Two nuns Two nun's are crossing the road when a vampire jumps out. Nun 1 turns to Nun 2 and says ""Quick, show him your cross"" Nun 2 turns to the Vampire and says ""Oi, Fuck off!"""
"[1st date] HER: My favorite movie is Zoolander, how bout u? ME: OMG SAME HER: What part's ur fave? ME: Um [sweating] when he lands a zoo"
"""Snitches get stitches"" Cute little rhyme.. However I believe, ""Snitches never wake up again"" is more likely to deter snitching..."
"Why is the government encouraging more American made vibrators? They want to increase their gross domestic products."
"What did the blind man say when he passed by the fish shop? Hello ladies"
"What's the difference between a drug dealer and a homosexual? One's crack is in a junkie and the other's junk is in a crack."
"What do you say to a midget that is a hooker? You must be this tall to ride."