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Joke of the Day
"How much for the vacation home? Sir, this is a coffin."
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"That really wasn't nice of Dorothy to say ""I'll miss you most of all"" to Scarecrow with Lion & Tin Man standing right there."
"[Racist] How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb None.They just beat the room for being black."
"Son: what will happen when I die? Me [lowers newspaper]: there'll be a lot of left over sandwiches & then we'll turn your room into a gym"
"What kid blows you and gets you all wet? El Nino"
"""My lips are sealed."" -Virgins."
"What do you call a singing computer? A Dell"
"The weekend just logged me out due to inactivity."
"Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is already in the states."
"All conclusions should be drawn in crayon."