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Joke of the Day

"[Racist] How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb None.They just beat the room for being black."

"What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants? Bell-bottoms!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Chair ! Chair who? Chair you go again asking more questions !"

"""A Brita pitcher is only as good as the man who re-fills it after emptying."" -- Dalai Lama"

"If your nose runs and your feet smell..... You're built upside-down."

"I'm sorry, the number you have dialed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again."

"I got excited when I came across this ""topless Bar"", in kolkata while driving home last night. I walked in and was shocked to find out that it had no roof !"

"Jesus, take the wheel. Carlos, you take the stereo & I'll take lookout."

"[DEATH ROW] WARDEN: Last meal? CON: Just a glass of lemonade please *Drinks lemonade/Burps* WARDEN: Pardon [CON WALKS FREE] W: SHIT"

"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through something so small?"