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"What do you call a singing computer? A Dell"
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"My pal is very dumb. The first time she saw a spaghetti bowl, she thought of a harder version of Mikado."
"How does a white girl prepare for the world? Basic training."
"What did A and B look for at the beach? A ""C"" gull!"
"What did one ocean say to the other? ""Check out this awesome plane I got! I hear Malaysian is a pretty rare brand."" ""Nah man, they aren't; I got one too."""
"What's a hipsters favorite season? Summer, they like it before it's cool"
"What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers."
"Your first mistake was wearing heels in this dodgeball tournament, Jason. The second was thinking that they went with that dress."
"When professors with tenure need a quick snack Do they eat academia nuts?"
"I've learned there are two types of people in this world: People I trust to help me bury bodies... ...and bodies"