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Joke of the Day

"Son: what will happen when I die? Me [lowers newspaper]: there'll be a lot of left over sandwiches & then we'll turn your room into a gym"

"What do you call 2 gay Mexicans in bed? A Juan-on-Juan"

"I reported my own accident on Waze Hence, the accident."

"Stephen Hawking seems to be a very emotional person He is even moved by his chair"

"Did you know there is a town in Pennsylvania with the same same as one of the Great Lakes? It's eerie."

"Just bumped into my old French teacher and she asked me what I'm up to now. I told her I go to the cinema and play football with my brother."

"I like my coffee like I like my women... Hot, dark and bitter."

"Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas? He was knotty."

"What size box of condoms do you never want to buy? The family size."

"Beverly Hills Gangsta I'm new to Reddit, this if my first post. A comedy and humorous take on Beverly Hills life style with ghetto way of thinking. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ljKtOGhAg0"