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Joke of the Day
"The roads must have been full of Communists... I kept hitting reds on the way home."
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"What vegetable is the favourite of British people? Queuecumbers."
"What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair? Caesars."
"Knock Knock ""Who's there?"" ""Walter White."" Of course."
"Hotel guest to desk clerk: ""I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."" Desk clerk: ""No, it's regular porn you sick fuck."""
"My grandma accidentally swallowed a fly. Feeding her a spider now..."