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Joke of the Day
"All conclusions should be drawn in crayon."
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"What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend? Antelopes."
"What should you do when you see a spaceman? Park in it, man."
"Why did the owl 'owl? Because the woodpecker would peck 'er."
"Why are oceans called ""The High Seas""? Because of all the seaweed!"
"What did the little black kid get on his SAT's? Barbecue sauce."
"Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day Teach a man to fish, and pretty soon the fisheries will be collapsing."
"How many white people does it take to screw in a light bulb? All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world."
"If a ""cougar"" is an older woman who is into younger men, what do you call an older woman who is into younger women? a gym teacher"
"""Yo man, what's shakin'?"" Nepal"