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Joke of the Day

"I'm on Twitter because my family is on Facebook."

"I like the way you weigh the way I like you."

"Why did the two knives go to the dance together? Because they both looked sharp!"

"No more gay jokes. Cum on guys."

"Why does Islam marginalize their women? Because she ain't special, Shiite."

"I met a girl last night with an AOL email address. She also had no idea women could vote and that we have a black president."

"What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road? ""Hello from the other siiiiiiide!"""

"My grandpa told me that ""your generation relies too much on technology."" I responded with, ""No, your generation relies too much on technology."" Then I unplugged his life support."

"What do you get when you put 32 Rednecks in one room? One full set of teeth."

"How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ? You get very lumpy ice cream !"