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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ? You get very lumpy ice cream !"
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"You can now buy ""throw back"" Pepsi with real sugar. Where can I find throw back Coca-Cola with real cocaine?"
".@Garfield because of your ""cartoon"" I fed my beloved Mr. Turtle lasagna & coffee for his birthday & he died. I will fuck your soul."
"Red neck word of the day ""fitness"" I don't think there's any way we're ""fitness"" in the back a da truck"
"Say what you will about pedophiles but... They always support orphans, the always drive slow in school zones, they always donate to schools, they always help with homework."
"What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory? Spring break. BA DUM TISS"
"Reddit has become very clickbaity lately Tricked you."
"Isn't it somewhat ironic that a woman who. hasn't been clean for years managed to die in a bath?"
"Keith Ape makes his mother a sandwich. She takes a bite and cries with joy. ""This is amazing! What kind of sandwich is this?"" She asks. ""It cheese ma."""
"Apparently beer contains female hormones. After you drink enough you can neither drive nor shut the hell up."