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Joke of the Day
"What's a mohel's favorite drink? Bloody D"
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"Two gay guys are sleeping... Facing each other.. One of them says to the other, ""Are you angry with me?"""
"You are so dimwitted even the blackhole night sky looks brighter than you."
"This is Bullshit. Since when is dressing for the job you want, not the job you have considered ""impersonating an officer""?"
"50/50 What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick."
"My wife never catches me scoping out the hot chick because she's too busy judging the hot chick."
"I have a good joke. Say ""Knock knock."""
"Guy walks into a store and asks the cashier for $0 in change... cashier says ""$0? That doesn't make any cents!"""
"Buying little gold star stickers so when people I'm speaking with say things I like I'll stick one on their forehead."
"Long busy day, I need one of those hugs that turns into sex."