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Joke of the Day

"You can stop lifting weights now; it's actually your personality that nobody likes."

"Have you heard about the blind hooker? You've gotta hand it to her"

"Earlier today my wife asked me to pass her some lip balm but I ended up giving her superglue by mistake. She's still not talking to me."

"A popular Muslim wants into a new bar That place really blew up"

"Did you hear about the man who was hit over the head with a bobble-head in a rice field? It's the first reported case of a knick knack paddy whack."

"Does the Easter Bunny like baseball? Oh yes. He's a rabbit fan!"

"Communism jokes are not funny Unless everyone gets them"

"What is a ghosts favourite job? Tax Inspectre"

"Football players, basketball players and soccer players all play with balls. How come my girlfriend refuses to."

"*whistles at dog* DOG: I have a boyfriend"