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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the African who loved Monday Mornings? He was a Monday morning kinda Gueye."

"Does grape jelly go bad or do I just have wine jelly now?"

"Traveling with a four year old boy is like transferring a serial killer between prisons."

"[Pickup Line] Do you hold up the KDE desktop environment? Because you're a QT!"

"What did the cannibal get when he was home late for dinner? A cold shoulder"

"Did you hear about the man who fell into a lens grinder? He made a spectacle of himself."

"Taco Bell doesn't have a playground because its hard to have fun when you might shit your pants"

"What do you call John Cena in camouflage? Redundant"

"Isn't it great to live in the 21st century? Where deleting history has become more important than making it."

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking! jk... rolling"