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Joke of the Day

"Ibuprofenum and Aspirin are running in a race... Suddenly prednisolone passes them and wins first place. Ibuprofenum looks toward Aspirin and mutters: ""fucking steroids"""

"What do you call a bomb in a French kitchen. Linoleum blown apart."

"""I live my life .402 kilometers at a time, chap"" - Fast and Furious 7: Now We're British"

"Two psychics pass each other in the street.. One says to the other: ""You're doing fine. How am I?"""

"So, I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend recently. I had to drop the bomb twice before she got the message."

"I recently invented a new word to describe a lot of the jokes on the subreddit. Plagiarism."

"What do you call an explanation of an Asian cooking show? A wok-through."

"I'm tired of talking to the monkey!! I wanna talk to the Organ Grinder!!"

"I'm not very good at building fences Sorry, I don't know where to put this post."

"The most terrifying thing a woman can say to me is ""notice anything different?"""