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Joke of the Day

"I'm not very good at building fences Sorry, I don't know where to put this post."

"I'm doing a book signing at Barnes & Noble today. Nobody asked me to. It's not even my book."

"What's the best/worst dirty joke you know? In honor of the recent joke trends I ask you what is the dirtiest joke you know?"

"What do you call homosexual Israelites? Fruit Jews"

"Stay out of sight - Lei Lo"

"What does GOP mean? ""GOP"" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y"

"Her: Eckspecially. Me: *walks away*"

"Trainer: ""ok, lets warm up 1st....wait, where are you going!?"" Me: ""tanning bed"""

"I'm 35 and I was out to eat with my 18 year old girlfriend. Everyone was giving us dirty looks. Eventually I got up and yelled at everyone ""you are all ruining out 10th anniversary."""

"If you're about to be turned into stone by Medusa, strike a hilarious pose and at least lighten things up for the next guy."