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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bomb in a French kitchen. Linoleum blown apart."
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"It's not that I need to manage my anger, it's that other people need to manage their stupidity."
"Him: ""Do you want to cuddle?"" Me: ""Yeah, let me call the dog."""