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Joke of the Day

"Bungee Two friends watching Bungee Jumping. 1st friend: Do u wanna try? 2nd friend: No way! I was born bcoz a rubber broke... Don't want to die for the same reason!!!"

"What did the cannibal do to his girlfriend? Eat her out."

"ER: Ma'am, are you allergic to any medications? Me: I'm not answering your silly questions until you give me the wifi password."

"Two Goldfish are in a tank and one says to the other, you drive, I'll fire the gun"

"Racist jokes are all the same... Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal."

"Is this subreddit dying? Nobody's posted anything all year."

"Dave: I don't want to sound stupid.... Me: Then stop right there and say nothing."

"What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig? A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering."

"Why did Jesus stop playing hockey? Because he kept getting nailed to the boards."

"What did the prostitute say after fucking Jesus? Nailed it!"