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Joke of the Day

"How much coke DID Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men."

"What do you call an exaggeration of mens genitalia? A phallus-y!"

"100% of Guy Fieri fans drive drunk."

"I found a wallet today and as a good Christian I thought ""what would Jesus do?"" ... so I turned it into wine."

"Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Nevermid, it's too long."

"Happy 47th birthday, teens logging into adults-only websites! And the same to anyone else whose birthday actually *is* January 1st, 1969."

"Well it looks like it's just you and me.. [tumbleweed starts rolling away] WAIT TUMBLY, NO"

"Cop: Do you have any drugs in the car? Me: Absolutely not. Trust me, I've looked."

"Animal Mathematics If a Man is in bed with 2 Women, how many Animals are there in the bed? Answer = 14 How ? 3 Asses + 6 Calves + 2 Pussies + 2 Chicks + 1 Cock"

"Brothels in Thailand have a red and white striped pole outside like a barbars shop! I didn't know! Imagine my shock when I went in and asked for a 'number 2 all over'"