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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a midget with epilepsy that makes pizza? Little Seizures..."

"I'm a Responsible Gun Owner. I did the right thing and got my gun neutered. Now it just fires blanks."

"Things that we wished were delivered 1. Taco Bell 2. OP 3."

"What does Tarzan sing at Christmas? Jungle Bells"

"I was going to tell you a joke about hipsters. But you probably wouldn't understand."

"Do I have a plan for the zombie apocalypse? I don't even have a battery in my smoke detector, and fire is real."

"Who is the president of the trees? BarkOak Palma"

"Don't forget to celebrate Columbus Day by moving in to someone else's house and telling everyone it's yours, then closing the post office."

"I heard a joke on Reddit the other day.. well, I guess I didn't really hear it, more like Reddit."

"What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor"