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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a midget with epilepsy that makes pizza? Little Seizures..."
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"There is one good thing about pedophiles... its that they drive slowly when going past a school."
"Is Google a he or a she... Is Google a he or a she? A: A she, no doubt, because it wont let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas."
"I dont care what god damned color forest it came from just give me the god damn ham"
"""Relationship experts say romance novels are bad because they give women unreasonable expectations. It's what porno films do for men."""
"Sometimes I want to get married just so I can have something sad to tweet about."
"WHAT DO WE WANT!!! A cure for hangovers WHEN DO WE WANT IT!!! Please stop yelling"
"I'm not one of those moms who talks about her kids all the time because their lives don't interest me in the least."
"How do you walk a dog with no legs? You don't, you pick it up."
"How many communists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One guy to screw in the light bulb, and the other guy to shoot him if he doesn't do it right."