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Joke of the Day
"What do you with a crazy girl knocking on your door? You don't let her out."
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"Who the friggin hell buys a cat? There are cats everywhere. You just let one into your home and it becomes your cat."
"What's the difference between a Boko Haram training camp and a Nigerian refugee camp? I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet."
"What's the difference between tuna, glue and a piano? You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!"
"Me and my new girlfriend are both scientists, archaeologists to be exact... .. we're carbon, dating."
"opinion - 3.14 = onion"
"Why did the viper viper nose ? Because the adder adder hankerchief !"
"I'm not what you call ""country"" I play support in MOBA games because farming is a foreign concept to me"
"GOD: Done! Every animal niche perfectly filled WOODPECKERS: We didn't get anything GOD: Oh. Uh...just pound trees with your face"
"How can you tell retarded kids form the art students? Retards don't wear Black."