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Joke of the Day
"Why did the cat befriend the dog? Because the dog let the cat out of the bag! Haha!"
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"My son just announced ""I like snacks."" I'm off to draft a press release."
"My professor just told the WORST physics joke What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito? Nothing, cause you can't cross a scalar and a vector!"
"Why'd the star go to the bathroom? Because it had to twinkle."
"As an old muslim adage says ""When you get home, beat your wives and your children. If you do not know why, they know."""
"Me: Did you finish the banana bread? 16: yep Me: Great, because it was actually a healthy zucchini bread. 16: THIS HOUSE IS FULL OF LIES!"
"Do you smoke... The Lady asked,"" Do you Smoke after Sex?"" I said,"" My gosh I never Looked!!!"""
"What do you call two crows on a fence? Attempted murder."
"If i was stranded on an island with a fully functioning plane and a runaway,, I'd still be stranded on an island."
"People shouldn't make rape jokes The laughter is usually forced."