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Joke of the Day
"Why should't old people eat healthy? They need all the preservatives they can get."
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"What do you call a basement full of redditors? A wine cellar."
"Two kinds of lairs when it comes to masturbation ... Those that say they never have ... ...And those that say they quit ."
"One of my favorite hockey jokes Son: Dad, what's the playoffs? Father: I don't know son, were maple leaf fans."
"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb...? ...to get to the other side"
"Doctors say eating a piece of Bacon takes 9 mins off your life...if my math is correct i died in 1781"
"""Morning sickness"" should also be used to describe the hatred of waking up in the morning. ""Sorry I was rude. I had morning sickness."""
"How old is your Grandma? I dunno but we've had him a long time."
"Teacher to russian student: Boris, beware, I have eyes in my back! russian student: What Are you braging about? I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!"
"What do you call a movie set during a woman's menstral cycle? A period piece"