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"What's Chris Brown's favourite game? Mortal Kombat Ex"
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"Did you hear about the gay midget? He was just a little queer."
"what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape"
"Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Leos don't change lightbulbs although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out."
"Did you hear the Zodiac is turning himself in? He didn't appreciate the comparisons to Ted Cruz."
"What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs? A pig tail!"
"Two Native Indians in a canoe and two Dutchman in a restaurant... Who tips first?"
"What do they call an affair with a psychiatrist? A psychiatric tryst."
"Marijuana was a big problem in Auschwitz. Jews would go there just to get baked."
"Thank you student loans, for getting me through college... I don't think I can ever repay you!"