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Joke of the Day
"Mommy, why am I getting Christmas presents in November? Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."
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"My Dad bought some candles from the store They seem pretty lit"
"Life is basically just a constant effort to not be disgusting."
"[speed dating] HER: So what do you- ME: How fast can you order a pizza? HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT"
"Why can't ovaries sail a boat? Because they are not sea-men."
"[REQUEST]: Looking for Altitude Competition Flying Joke Looking for the old joke about several pilots bragging about their flight altitudes (?), and then the last one one-upping them all."
"Two bloody tampons pass you in the street. Which one says hello first? Neither, they're both stuck up cunts."
"What do you call a hispanic man with a rubber toe? ROBERTO! I'm here all week."
"What does a man with one leg wear to the beach? Flop."
"What do you call it when a homosexual asks a question? A Query."