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Joke of the Day
"Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight? The Thai fighter"
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"Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None--He'll only promise ""change."""
"What is Homer Simpson's favorite rapper? A. Butter Finger"
"Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones? He wanted to buy stock options."
"A girl goes to the doctor, he takes out his stethoscope and says ""okay, big breaths."" To which the girl says ""yeah, and I'm only thixteen."""
"Where was the NSAs wire taps when the McCallisters were leaving messages w all the neighbors that Kevin was abandoned & alone? Thanks Obama."
"My husband believes my greatest accomplishment... is his last name."
"THE XBOX IS BEING ATTACKED! Here Comes The Ambulance Wii U Wii U Wii U"
"Build a man a fire, he remains warm for the day But set a man on fire, he is warm for the rest of his life"
"What happened to the dinosaurs that first was aware of the metheorite? The where petrified."