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Joke of the Day

"How are gay men like tumbleweed? They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence post in Wyoming."

"Why is my hand 11 inches long? Because if it were any longer it would be a foot!"

"MTV giving awards for music is the same as Fox News giving an award for unbiased journalism."

"My Islamic friend had a birthday party... It was a blast!"

"PornHub removed my sex tape They told me to try Vine"

"What's the difference between a ""narrative"" and a ""circle jerk""? How you spell them."

"I just finished reading Great Expectations. It wasn't all I hoped it would be."

"Racist jokes Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal."

"How do you say goodbye to two people in Spanish? Adidos!"

"I wish there was a sarcasm font so people could read my humour and not be offended."