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Joke of the Day
"I told my physics teacher I had a problem with gravity. But he told me to drop it."
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"The city of North Hollywood keeps trying to get us to call them ""NoHo."" Does this mean I have to refer to Hollywood as ""Ho?"""
"Old folks use to poke me at weddings and say your next so... I started doing it back to them...at funerals. "
"A cow confronted Donald Trump after a rally It said ""what's your problem with moo-slims?"""
"Ghana has eliminated the U.S. from last two World Cups... They're probably Ghana do it again."
"Channel 4 are making a documentary about a black man producing cocaine in his bedroom, they're calling it, ""CHOCOLATE & HIS CHARLIE FACTORY."""
"Give me your best ""I like my women..."" joke Obligatory; I like my women like I like my jack and cokes: single and inexpensive. Let me hear yours"
"how do you keep a stupid, boorish, unnatractive, and uneducated person hanging?"
"At the gun range I was at the gun range the other night with a friend. Friend: ""Aren't you going to wear ear protection while we're shooting?"" Me: ""Nah, my hearing's already shot."""
"What is a tick's favorite fruit? Lime."