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Joke of the Day

"I've been waiting all year to post this this"

"Do you know why they put cotton balls in the top of prescription bottles? To remind black people that they picked cotton before they sold drugs."

"Donald Trump wants to build a wall between USA and Mexico... It's okay, we have tunnels."

"Life is like Facebook. People will like your problems & comment, but no one will solve them because everyone is busy updating theirs"

"It's been a while since I partied... Yeah, I can't even remember the last time I blacked out."

"Q: What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies? - A: Should we walk home or take a dog?"

"If I ever go to prison I will immediately go up to the biggest person and tickle them."

"What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu? One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!"

"Who were the shortest people in the Bible? Let's see. There's Kneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, ""Silver and gold I have none,"" and no one could be much shorter than that."

"Q: Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns? A: To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight."