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Joke of the Day

"""It says here that diarrhea is hereditary..."" It runs in your jeans Credit: @chillblinton"

"My nonprofit for constipation awareness went bankrupt (at least half of you can guess the punchline)... because no one gave a shit!!! yeah yeah, I know where the door is..."

"If Trump is elected President It won't be the first time he has kicked a black family out of their house."

"Wanna hear a joke? Non-corrupt african government."

"What do you call a funny jar of sauce Lmayo"

"What is the main ingredient of a fractal fondue? Mandel broth Ha ha ha The puns I make up while working as a grocery cashier.."

"You talk when you cease to be at peace with your thoughts."

"Did you hear the Vikings traded Adrian Peterson? They traded him to the Minnesota Twins because the Twins needed a Switch Hitter."

"It's crazy how much stuff there is to do on my phone when sitting at a restaurant alone."

"Where does Doctor Who go to get his salami?...The Dalek-atessan of course.:D"