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Joke of the Day
"Someone told me that you look like an owl."
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"The softest type of toilet paper is cats."
"Use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence My brothers girlfriends boobs are so big when she wears a ten button shirt she can only fascinate."
"What do the Chinese call their spies? Secret Asians."
"How many people does it take to start a riot? -3/5"
"Dad jokes are amazing/beautiful/magical things!! People today seem to thing dad jokes are cringe worthy but being a dad i feel i must speak out!! So what arr your best dad jokes?"
"You're a dog person? *Throws a stick* Well? Aren't you going to run after it or are you cool with being a normal human that's also a liar?"
"While vacationing in Turkey a second time, I couldn't keep the Arabic names straight, but I saw many familiar fezzes."
"I almost cut my finger off cutting some celery to eat and all I could think is this never happens with cupcakes."
"Where in the world is Comic Sans, Diego?"