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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school? I wouldn't fit through the door."

"If I had a dollar for every gender I'd have $1.79."

"I like to go into changing rooms in the mall and yell ""help they're all out of toilet paper."" It really scares the shit out of the employees"

"How many Redditors does it take to change a lightbulb? About 8000"

"Breadbowl soup should be called Arkansas soup because it's 'In bread'"

"I don't have a horse running in the Derby but my money is on Sarah Jessica Parker."

"Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? 'Cause they are freaking good at it"

"I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up your ass."

"Policeman: Why did you crash into that stop sign? Motorist: I was only following orders."

"Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was attached to my bumper..."